Be Strong ... and I Love You
A man escapes from prison after 15 years. He breaks in a house to look for money and guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the male out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he jumps on top of her and kisses her neck and then he jumps up and goes into the bathroom.
While in the bathroom the husband tells his wife listen:
This man is an escaped convict, just look at his clothes. He has probably been locked up for years, and has not touched a woman in years!! I saw how he kissed your neck. He probably wants sex.
Don't resist or complain...just let him do what he wants. If he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you!
And the wife responds:
He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He said he was gay and you were cute and wanted to know where the Vaseline was. I told him in the bathroom!
So be STRONG honey and I LOVE YOU TOO!
