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Warning: Dont just buy off the shelf

#0, by asylum, 17 February 2010 04:15 PM

In the movie I Think I love my Wife, Chris Rock's character Richard... is trying to get his freak on with his wife. So he gets a viagra pill from his buddy at work. The trouble is, the Viagra works well... too well. Many guys have had this experience with not only Viagra but other stimulants. Now... Guys who have ED or Erectional Disfunction may need a lil help. Its these boneheads who really dont need it that are getting themselves in trouble. Back in the day, a buddy of mine from Trinidad talked about his own pops who had to go to the hospital because he put this "rock" on the head of his penis. You gotta know you asking for trouble. Who wants to walk into ER with a boner that wont respond to ice, disgusting images, cold showers, and the like. In todays neighborhood stores you can see these little packets promising bigger erections and longer sessions. Some of these pills dont do nothing while others can cause more drama than necessary.

Here is the truth guys...
Women dont want sex... all night. Any woman that says that is lying to herself. After a marathon, most of the time vaginal walls become very sore. Generally speaking... a woman does like a guy that can last but if you into hour 3... she's gonna get irritated. lol  After all, people do have to get some sleep, go to work and the like. Women hate 2 minute men. Women cant stand 5 minute men. But women loathe a 5 hour man. lol The point is... quality beats quantity 7 days a week.

If you dont have a problem with your equipment, focus on technique and endurance. Dont buy some stuff you dont know nothing about. Do your research. I get a big laugh at cats who talk about the horror stories. We all want to impress a lady but you end up looking like a retard if you are walking around 4 am with boner that feels like its going to break at any moment. lol

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but I wont put mine down until I see Him.
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Re: Warning: Dont just buy off the shelf

#1, by matrixone05, 19 February 2010 03:25 AM


I have to be honest Asylum... I love an all night or day marathon!....angel

I can be greedy as hell...if its good and the tempo is right.... no shame in my game

God gives nothing to those that keep their arms crossed. ~ African Proverb.
All that is not given, is lost ~ Indian Proverb
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#2, by asylum, 19 February 2010 05:37 AM


I have to be honest Asylum... I love an all night or day marathon!....[image]
I can be greedy as hell...if its good and the tempo is right.... no shame in my game

-matrixone05

there is nothing wrong with a marathon. those are cool... wink

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#3, by anonymous116367, 23 March 2010 09:17 AM

Hehehe... WHOOO!!!  I'll say this... if I'm in the mood for a marathon, all "help" (KY and whateva else) will be around including food that is within reach... lol.  I can do either tempo.. .the quickie or the marathon run so it's all good as long as we're having fun... lol.

* thinks to self... why let a good one go to waste??? *

lols

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#4, by asylum, 24 March 2010 03:59 AM

Hehehe... WHOOO!!!  I'll say this... if I'm in the mood for a marathon, all "help" (KY and whateva else) will be around including food that is within reach... lol.  I can do either tempo.. .the quickie or the marathon run so it's all good as long as we're having fun... lol.
* thinks to self... why let a good one go to waste??? *
lols

-vibewitme2


I have to be honest Asylum... I love an all night or day marathon!....[image]
I can be greedy as hell...if its good and the tempo is right.... no shame in my game

-matrixone05

Im not against marathons... I just think they are not the norm. Or shouldnt be. All of us have probably been those relationships where yeah... the sex is off the hook and your late to work too often. lol

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#5, by matrixone05, 24 March 2010 04:41 AM

Hmmmm, I'm all for variety.... but... why shouldn't the be part of the norm? You just have to make sure you fit them in on a regular basis, but not where one loses their job... LOL! Quickies work just fine for the early morning start to the day...

Im not against marathons... I just think they are not the norm. Or shouldnt be. All of us have probably been those relationships where yeah... the sex is off the hook and your late to work too often. lol

-asylum

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#6, by asylum, 25 March 2010 01:49 AM

Hmmmm, I'm all for variety.... but... why shouldn't the be part of the norm? You just have to make sure you fit them in on a regular basis, but not where one loses their job... LOL! Quickies work just fine for the early morning start to the day...

-matrixone05

thats what the weekend is for  lol..

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#7, by anonymous116367, 25 March 2010 08:16 AM


thats what the weekend is for  lol..

-asylum

Hehehe... I have to agree with Asylum on this one... lol.  This definitely brings back memories... lol.

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