Old man younger woman
An old man stumbles into a catholic church crying and weeping loudly and ask to speak to the father. The father walks up to the old man and ask, old man what is wrong, why are you crying? The old man says, father I am 87 years old and I just married a beautiful 30 year old young woman who is waiting at home for me. The priest says, old man no need to cry, you may not have much in common now, but in time you will be able to relate to each other and grow closer. The old man says, father we have everything in commom, shes a lot of fun to be around and we relate to each other perfectly.
The father says, so you think she married you for your money and now wants a divorce? Don't worry I have lawyer I highly recommend. The old man says, no father it's not that. She inherited a fortune from her parents and has 10 times more money than I.
The father says, OK then, if it's sex, I have a urologist you can go see who I highly recommend. The old man says, no father I take viagra and we make passionate love morning, noon and night.
The father then says, wow it seems like you have the perfect marriage. Tell me old man, why then are you crying.
The old man says, because I want to get back home to my wife, but I can't remember where I live.
